All Kludder posts in English
This is where you find all the English versions of Kludder.
Hi there!
This is where you can find all the English versions of Kludder. Ghost - my publishing platform - is proving difficult in posting both English and Norwegian. Therefore, I made a special little place for all you non-Norwegian speakers.
The posts are in chronological order, with the newest post at the top.
Happy reading!
Sebastian
2026
Can Your Boss See Your AI Usage? Token Monitoring Is Here
Zapier now lets your boss track your AI token usage and measure whether it’s actually productive. It’s bossware for the AI era, and finding the line between “not enough AI” and “too much” is about to get very uncomfortable.
Sebastian Parry-Jones Øyrehagen
Fahrenheit 451 Predicted 2026 — And We Didn’t Even Notice
Ray Bradbury wrote Fahrenheit 451 in 1953. More than 70 years later, his dystopia looks less like fiction and more like a Monday morning — reels, AI summaries, noise-cancelling cocoons and all. Here’s why a weekend read hijacked an entire Stockholm trip.
Sebastian Parry-Jones Øyrehagen
From Limericks to autonomous weapons: AI’s Wild Four Years
In just four years, AI has gone from writing limericks to disputes with the Pentagon. Anthropic refuses autonomous weapons, Claude becomes a monopolist, and AI agents are spamming housing markets.
Sebastian Parry-Jones Øyrehagen
How Drones Changed the War in Ukraine – Kludder
87% of deaths in Ukraine are now caused by drones. Through cheap innovation, gamified warfare, and platforms like Brave1, Ukraine is defending itself at a fraction of Russia’s cost – and changing how the world thinks about the future of war.
Sebastian Parry-Jones Øyrehagen
AI Employees Are Quitting Loudly – But Who Is Sincere?
High-profile AI employees are resigning loudly, yet their motives couldn’t be more different. A safety lead wants to write poetry, a researcher fears ads in ChatGPT, and a Google exec launches luxury retreats on doomsday. Who’s sincere, and who learned from the tech oligarchs?
Sebastian Parry-Jones Øyrehagen
Epstein Files Expose Norway’s Elite: A Digital Reckoning
Three million Epstein documents are now public – and Norway’s elite is scrambling. Crown Princess Mette-Marit, top diplomats, a former PM. Their downfall? Gmail. A stark reminder that digital footprints never disappear, and past indiscretions always come at a cost.
Sebastian Parry-Jones Øyrehagen
Europe Ditches US Tech as Trump Threats Spark Sovereignty Push
It took a diplomatic crisis for Europe to wake up. When Trump threatens allies and Americans can ‘switch off’ everything from F-35s to Visa cards, the EU is finally building its own tech. France is replacing Zoom. Norway must act—before someone finds the big, red killswitch.
Sebastian Parry-Jones Øyrehagen
Winter Arc and Hustle Culture: The Road to Burnout?
Influencers want you up before five, locked in and chasing financial freedom. But what happens when the Winter Arc mentality meets reality? A deep dive into the dark side of hustle culture.
Sebastian Parry-Jones Øyrehagen
Grok, drone delivery & the battle for Europe’s tech future
Grok generates underwear images on X, YouTube beats the BBC in viewership, and Amazon tests drone deliveries in English towns. As the US becomes more unpredictable, Britain bets on becoming Europe’s new innovation hub. Tech continues at high speed. But is it going in the right direction?
Sebastian Parry-Jones Øyrehagen
Brainrot Is Real: How Short-Form Videos Destroy Our Minds
From Socrates fearing the written word to Oxford naming “brainrot” its 2024 word of the year, we’ve always feared intellectual collapse. But this time it’s real: short-form videos are rewiring adult brains, destroying attention spans—and we’re too busy scrolling to notice.
Sebastian Parry-Jones Øyrehagen
2025
Kludder’s First Year: AI-Slop, Tech Oligarchs & Mammoth Mice
From hallucinating AI in therapy rooms to mammoth mice: Kludder’s first year covered everything from “tech oligarch” as Norway’s word of the year to exclusive access to Sam Altman’s biographer. A wrap-up of 2025—the year social media drowned in AI-slop and dangerous AI use hit Norway.
Sebastian Parry-Jones Øyrehagen
Disney and OpenAI Strike Deal: AI Meets Mickey Mouse
Disney and OpenAI are entering into a historic deal that gives the ChatGPT creators rights to over 200 Disney characters. Disney is all-in on the technology. The agreement marks a turning point for Hollywood and shows that the battle over copyright in the AI age is taking shape.
Sebastian Parry-Jones Øyrehagen
AI Has Eaten the Internet: The Scaling Law Hits a Wall
ChatGPT has devoured all digital content. Now it risks collapsing in on itself. Meanwhile, Google takes an AI-lead and AI companies are using synthetic websites where their models can practice booking plane tickets and paying bills. Is this the beginning of the end for the AI revolution?
Sebastian Parry-Jones Øyrehagen
- I tested an AI-browser
- Analog Summer.
- Hollywood is struggling.
- A review of the book Sam Altman: The Optimist.
- How AI is changing weather forecasting.
- Why is Silicon Valley hellbent on Universal Basic Income?
- How newly-grads are struggling finding work.
- For the first time, Google searches are down.
- How the dead internet theory went from fringe conspiracy to truth
- Dario Amodei of Anthropic says anybody can become a billionaire. Just use AI.
- The race for AI-supremacy is on. But where is Europe?
- Sam Altman's other company wants your eye.
- Have no fear, AI-buddies are here!
- What happened to NFTs?
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Sebastian Parry-Jones Øyrehagen (@seboyrehagen.bsky.social)
Founder of Kludder, the weekly Norwegian tech newsletter.
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